CHRISTMAS STORY

YEAR 2001

A Gnome Christmas Celebration
Don't worry fellows, good gnomes never get the switch!
 
Hello, my name is Father Ice Crystal. I am a Canadian Gnome and want to bring you this special informative Christmas celebration story...

 
Every year, around this time, while many animals and plants peacefully lay dormant, gnomes prepare for Christmas around the world. In my homeland called Canada, gnomes are very busy making winter house calls. Male gnomes check on sleeping mammals. They quietly enter dens to make sure hibernating friends are snug in their beds. If a gnome suspects that any of his forest friends are ill he will bring a female gnome out to check on them.
 
When snow covers the ground gnomes will travel by ski, snow shoe or sleigh. The latter would be pulled by BIG snowshoe rabbits. White snowy owls are sometimes called upon to provide gnomes with fast air travel or to carry them long distances.
 
In the northern hemisphere days are short, with the shortest day being December 21, and nights are long so gnomes are very active assisting forest animals to find food and shelter.
 
City gnomes, often referred to as garden gnomes, can be seen enjoying family activities like skating on water ponds and in frozen bird baths. They participate in overnight expeditions often sheltering in bird houses or under evergreen trees. While on expedition gnomes will busy themselves collecting seeds and dried fruits for their winter festivities.
 
They will often frequent Christmas Tree Lots and bring home fallen pine, spruce and cedar branches to decorate their homes. After Christmas gnome children learn how to dry these precious forest gifts for various uses. Papa gnome will teach Children that a gnome's Christmas tree should be alive. They never cut down small saplings to bring into their homes.
 
They venture out in search of a special tree. Then with the help of friends they decorate it with items the Children make weeks before.
 
Tree decorations would include pine cone scales hung from a string. These would be dipped in honey and rolled in colored sugar grains. Tiny snow flakes are made using cedar pieces dipped in liquid honey and glistening granulated sugar. [Ever discover sugar on your counter? Maybe, just maybe, a gnome was filling a bag for this very purpose!] Berries are strung together and wrapped around trees. Red rose hips and frosted blue juniper berries are also very popular tree adornments along with bird feather ornaments.
 
Gnome children love to make home made icicles to hang on their trees. They make them by placing small sticks in containers containing water and sugar that has been warmed on the kitchen stove. As the days pass sugar or "ice" crystals form on the sticks. These are hung on their Christmas tree and are similar to our modern day candy canes. Mama gnome will often put some special seasonal coloring into the sugar water to make glistening colored icicles. Peppermint leaves added to the sugar water gives these candy sticks a minty flavor.
 
Of course, no tree is complete without a star. Stars are often created with pine needles using bees wax, honey and sugar crystals. Occasionally, stars will be covered with glitter made from ground precious rocks and minerals mined by the gnomes.
 
 
We are often given gifts of knitted caps with snow balls made from soft rabbit fur on the tips for Christmas. This is one of our favorite gifts. Generally they are made by hand by female gnomes - especially grandmas!
 
When spotted wearing these special caps gnomes are often associated with Santa Clause and that great gnome, the Sandman. When dressed in these caps and our good black boots it is very easy to see the similarities, but of course you know that we are much smaller.
 

When the weather is too cold for outdoor activities gnomes will warm their homes with pine needles discarded by humans while working on their favorite hobbies.
 
 
Gnome hobbies include, knitting, weaving, doll making and carving. During long winter nights elders tell many legends and assist in teaching young children. Knitting is a favorite of many female gnomes who gather fur from rabbit dens. Young wives spend hours weaving placemats, baskets and floor mats while young girls busy themselves making apple dolls and special dream pillows (tiny pillows filled with blends of dried plants, herbs and spices - at Christmas they like dream pillows filled with cedar, cinnamon and cloves). Boys are kept occupied learning wood carving and candle making from their fathers. Then at Christmas gnomes gift one another with a handmade item.
 

Christmas Eve Feast Menu
 
Female gnomes enjoy hot dandelion tea blended with herbs and spices. Children sip on aromatic apple cider while males tend to indulge in mulled fruit wines that have been specially aged in acorn flasks. Early in the eve they feast on nuts, honey comb and maple sugar candy. Traditional Christmas meals always include such dishes as steaming hot corn chowder accompanied by corn bread. In the lower regions of a gnome home they grow special Christmas mushrooms. These mushrooms are served with a nut sauce, sweet potatoes and creamy rice pudding made with dried currents and cranberries. When available they will roast a whole chestnut in their ovens filling their home with wonderful aromas. Roasted chestnuts are one holiday custom that's easy on their consciences. Unlike other nuts, chestnuts are low in fat. A one-ounce serving of roasted chestnuts contains less than a gram of fat. What's more, chestnuts provide important nutrients, such as potassium and vitamin C.
 

 
A special note:  do remember to leave out a bowl of porridge for your gnome friends. They really appreciate it - as do the birds - and folklore tells us that if you do this gnomes will bring you good luck.
 
Every member who places an entry on the bulletin board in January 2002 will be entitled to have their name entered into a draw for a very special ceramic gnome called, Father Ice Crystal
by QueenGnome

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