I am a Gnome, and I am home,
in my comfy chair
I have my TV changing wand
and fuzzy slippers there.

I roam the world, and see and toil

in my Gnomish way
Then I come home, My Gnome Sweet home,

and gladly end my day.

Tis lovely sitting in my home,

tis warm and light and cozy
Come visit me, and we will smile,

and get a little dozy.

You'll find that you are welcome here,

believers in the Gnome
And never will you feel your

welcome

more than in my home.

Ah well, our time to part draws near,

and sad t'will be the leaving
But remember, friend, as you go,