Wedding Toasts

  • May your future be filled with wine and roses.
  • Here's to all the kisses I've snatched,...and vice versa!
  • May all your troubles be little ones.
  • May your arguments be as long-lived as my New Year’s Resolutions.
  • May all of your days be as happy as the ones before.
  • May the most you ever wish for be the least you ever receive.
  • To love and laughter and happily ever after.
  • To Fate, that brought you together, and to Love, that will keep you happy forever.
  • May the joy you feel today be but a pale shadow of that which is to come.
  • There is no influence like that which lights the domestic fire.
  • "Nothing is nobler, nor more admirable … Than when two people who see eye-to-eye Live together as husband and wife … Thereby confounding their enemies And delighting their friends."
  • Here's to Honor -- get on her and stay on her!! AKA the sailor's toast among Thistle’s of the Pacific Northwest
  • May your coffins be made of 100 year old oak that was planted just yesterday.
  • May the rest of your lives be like a bed of red roses...without the thorns.
  • May you live a long, happy life, and may my voice be the last one you hear.
  • "May all your ups and downs be between the sheets."
  • Here's to the girl with the long blonde hair, She made 'em laugh, she made 'em stare.She lost her cherry, but that's no sin ...Cause she still got the box that the cherry came in!
  • May your Love be modern enough to survive the times, and old fashioned enough to last forever.
  • Here's to the Husband, Here's to the Wife May they remain lovers for all their Life.
  • "May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live." - Unknown
  • Here's to husbands and sweethearts -- may they never meet!
  • May the happiest day of your past Be the saddest day of your future.
  • There are those who will tell you that the single life is the only way to go. While it can be said that the single life is more glitzy and glamorous, it is only flash, not substance. You two begin today the journey that proves the rewards of marriage are the most valuable.
  • Although outside it is cold and wintry, inside Shawn and Cindy's hearts it is warm, and today the seeds of love have been planted. As the Spring flowers are soon to bloom, may your love flourish for a sunny season that never ends.
  • All that we have drank, sang, and danced, no one will ever take away from us.
  • May you life together be as happy and free, As the rolling waves on the deep blue sea.
  • Here's to women, the fruit of the vine, they bloom once a month, and bear fruit every nine. They're the only creature this side of hell, who can bring juice from a nut without breaking the shell !!
  • "May I live a thousand years and you a thousand and a day, that I should never hear the news that sadly you had passed away."
  • May you never lie, cheat or drink... But if you must lie, lie in each others arms...And if you must cheat, cheat death...But if you must drink, drink with all of us, because we love you.
  • *Old Irish blessing: May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be ever at your back…May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rain fall soft upon your…fields, and until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
  • A final word to the Groom: "Remember who's boss, and NEVER answer her back!"
  • Marriage is a lot like the Army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
  • *(Bride's Name), please place your hand on the table in front of you. Now (Groom's Name), put your had on top of (Bride's Name). I want everybody in the room to see the last time that (Groom's Name) has the upper hand!
  • May you share a joy that grows deeper, a friendship that grows closer and a marriage that grows richer through the years. Cheers!
  • May the road you now travel together be filled with much love and success.
  • A piece of cowboy advice: "There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."
  • May you have the strength to change those things that can be changed ...May you have the patience to live with those things that cannot be...changed, ....May you have the wisdom to know one from the other!
  • Best man said to the couple: "John, Jane is a wonderful woman. ...Jane, Thank-you for making my friend so happy."
  • As you two have now become one through this holy sacrament of marriage in witness of God and all friends here may he bless you with FAITH, HOPE and CHARITY..........Faith - to believe in God.............Hope - to love and support each other .........Charity - to remember and love each person that touches your lives.
  • May your hands be forever clasped in friendship and your hearts forever joined in love.
  • May your good times be plenty and your sad times be few;
  • May your love grow brighter with each day and with each day begin anew;
  • Let us live for the future and learn from the past; Because the knowledge you gain will make your marriage last.
  • As you set out to write a new chapter in your life as husband and wife, may your union be like a game of poker: start as a pair and end with a full house!
  • Here's to you and here's to me and here's to love and laughter, I'll be true as long as you but not a minute after.
  • Here's to the bride & mother-in-laws; Here's to the groom & father-in-laws; Here's to the sisters and brother-in-laws; Here's to the brothers and sister-in-laws; Here's to good friends and friend-in-laws; May none of them need an attorney-at-law!
  • We wish them the best of luck but know that they don't need it, because they already have the best of Love.
  • Women have many faults. Men have only two. Everything they say, and everything they do.
  • A commitment should last forever; And life should always be this good. But when times are hard and the road is rough, remember the words you spoke today, and remember the way you feel right now and try to forgive, sometimes that’s all we have to give. For to love is to learn and to learn is to forgive.
  • Best wishes to you both, and may your love be long lived.
  • May all your children have wealthy parents!
  • To Leslie and Brian - Live long, laugh often, love much.
  • (A toast for "girls night out") Here's to the men we love, and here's to the men that love us. But the men we love aren't the men that love us, so screw the men and here's to us!
  • To our beautiful Bride; May she always stay happy and nice; With all her love in her eyes; Not to mention being so witty and wise; Of that no one can deny; Specially by the groom, that's why. And to our handsome Groom; May he stay as romantic and true; A husband the role he will assume; Tell him, for he has no clue; Everyday a flower or some perfume; To make her smile and never be blue.
  • I can only hope that you will be as Happy in life as me and "What's her Name?"
  • May your boots never get dusty and your guns never get rusty.
  • Health to you, wealth to you,
  • The best that life can give to you, Happiness be true to you and life be long and good to you, so here's to the groom with the bride so fair. And here's to the bride with the groom so rare,
  • May every day be happier than the last.
  • Here's to your health if your blood's good, And here's to your blood if your health's good,
  • Here's to your blood and here's to your health And here's to your bloody good health.
  • Health, Love, Money, and time to spend it!
  • * An Old Irish Wedding Blessing: May God be with you and bless you. May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
  • Friends may come and friends may go. Some friends peter out you know. But I'll be your friend through thick or thin. Peter out, or peter in.
  • May your love for each other grow like a rose and bloom.
  • Bride's toast to groom (or vise versa): Never Above You, Never Below You, Always Beside You.
  • (From brother of the groom to the bride) Here's to John & Jan.... may you have many years of good health and happiness, and to you Jan... THANKS FOR BEING THE ASPIRIN TO MY HEADACHE!!!!!!!
  • May all your takeoffs equal your landings.
  • May you always be each other's best friend,
  • May your honeymoon be filled with smiles & laughter, And may you live happily married ever after.
  • May you always look into each other's eyes as you did the night you first met.
  • May your marriage be like a fine wine, getting better and better with age.
  • Here's to (couple's names)...May your years together be as wonderful as today. May your sorrows be few and your joys countless. And may a flight of angels carry you as one from this day forward.
  • Here's to you and here's to me and if by chance we disagree, fuck you and here's to me.
  • When I think of (groom), one thing comes to mind: FIRE, no really, I mean FIRE! Igniting, combustion, burning flames At age 7, (groom) tried to burn down my backyard playhouse. By age 14, we had to notify the national forest service whenever we took (groom) camping. At age 16, (groom) was the first person ever to light a metal street sign. By age 19, all of our friends can show a "(groom’s name) fireworks scar." Even tonight, when (groom) went to light the unity candle, I looking around the church for where the fire extinguishers were located. But tonight, (groom) didn’t just light a candle. (groom) lit a fire in a young lady’s eyes, and a torch which will serve as an example to all of his friends. (couples names), may your new life be as intense as a roaring fire, may it burn as long as the fiery sun in the sky, and may your troubles float away like ashes in the night air.

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